Some time ago I read about this t-shirt shop, Smash, located in Des Moines, Iowa. After looking at their website, it is decided that I need to order at least one... or maybe a couple! I'm leaning towards:
"Iowa, Wave next time you fly over"
"Is this heaven? No, it's Iowa"
"Iowa is the California of the United States"
"Des Moines, IA: Let us exceed your already low expectations!"
"Actually, we're just outside the middle of nowhere"
... or do I dare go for the
"Iowans: The few, the proud, the extremely attractive"
"Not everything in Iowa is flat"
"Is this heaven? No, it's Iowa"
"Iowa is the California of the United States"
"Des Moines, IA: Let us exceed your already low expectations!"
"Actually, we're just outside the middle of nowhere"
... or do I dare go for the
"Iowans: The few, the proud, the extremely attractive"
"Not everything in Iowa is flat"
2 comments:
I vote for the "wave next time you fly over" shirt and the "not everything in Iowa is flat" shirt.
I vote for "the California of the United States" because it's hilariously nonsensical. :)
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